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Ballfondler 

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Ballfondler is a legendary guy, he struck fear into the heart of the vicious Jerma985 by saying “he’s going to shove and entire baseball up his ass.” Jerma was utterly terrified when he saw him in the hit game AMONG US (vr) Ballfondler left the game when Jerma wasn’t looking, causing him to be so stressed he mistook a vending machine for a chrewmate. Ballfondler hasn’t been seen since
FREE BALLFONDLER YOU SICK FUCK!!!
Ballfondler by The-Red-Thing December 4, 2022

ball fondler 

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A questionable males sexuality or a homosexual.
1st example:
Questionable male: "I went to a ballet last night and it was pretty cool."

Non-questionable male: "What are you a fuckin' ball fondler?"

2nd example: "Rock Hudson was a ball fondler."

Schrodinger’s Ball-Fondler 

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A transphobe that wants to make a scene but isn’t sure whether or not someone is trans until they have someone take off their pants.
“Well you look like a tranny so why don’t you stop using the REAL women’s restroom!” “Lol whatever schrodinger’s ball-fondler” - woman who may or may not be transgender.

Texas Ball Fondler 

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A notorious criminal who caused mayhem in southeast Texas throughout the 1970s. The Ball Fondler was known to violently grab the sack of men in the greater Houston area, and disappear without a trace. His victims were usually men who were wearing short, baggy clothing, with easier access to the victim’s plums. With no motive, no leads, and no suspects, the ball fondler was never caught, and remains on the run to this day
Dude, you better take off those baggy shorts before we get to Houston, the Texas ball fondler might get you
Texas Ball Fondler by Overknown April 1, 2024

ballhandler

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A person ( named Boston) who is addicted to slurping ginormous juicy balls
the man is a pedo must be ballhandler
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mormon assault vehicle

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another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
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Shakira Law 

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A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
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Overstand 

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To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
Word of the Day on August 20, 2026

minimap 

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A map that mostly tells you where everything is
Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015
Word of the Day on August 19, 2026

Pink Cloud

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12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.
Pink Cloud by toniwithaneye November 24, 2006
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