ballfondler
Where you fondle upon his balls. And is a ball massager. They slather oil on your balls and dip it in chocolate cream. And enjoy. :)
ballfondler by Anolehairy September 30, 2020
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Ballfondler
Ballfondler is a legendary guy, he struck fear into the heart of the vicious Jerma985 by saying “he’s going to shove and entire baseball up his ass.” Jerma was utterly terrified when he saw him in the hit game AMONG US (vr) Ballfondler left the game when Jerma wasn’t looking, causing him to be so stressed he mistook a vending machine for a chrewmate. Ballfondler hasn’t been seen since
Ballfondler by The-Red-Thing December 4, 2022
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ball fondler
1st example:
Questionable male: "I went to a ballet last night and it was pretty cool."
Non-questionable male: "What are you a fuckin' ball fondler?"
2nd example: "Rock Hudson was a ball fondler."
Questionable male: "I went to a ballet last night and it was pretty cool."
Non-questionable male: "What are you a fuckin' ball fondler?"
2nd example: "Rock Hudson was a ball fondler."
ball fondler by Bob "Fuckin'" Martin October 29, 2007
Schrodinger’s Ball-Fondler
A transphobe that wants to make a scene but isn’t sure whether or not someone is trans until they have someone take off their pants.
“Well you look like a tranny so why don’t you stop using the REAL women’s restroom!” “Lol whatever schrodinger’s ball-fondler” - woman who may or may not be transgender.
Schrodinger’s Ball-Fondler by RedVelvet_HomoMuffin June 27, 2021
Texas Ball Fondler
A notorious criminal who caused mayhem in southeast Texas throughout the 1970s. The Ball Fondler was known to violently grab the sack of men in the greater Houston area, and disappear without a trace. His victims were usually men who were wearing short, baggy clothing, with easier access to the victim’s plums. With no motive, no leads, and no suspects, the ball fondler was never caught, and remains on the run to this day
Dude, you better take off those baggy shorts before we get to Houston, the Texas ball fondler might get you
Texas Ball Fondler by Overknown April 1, 2024
ballhandler
ballhandler by Ballhandlers step cousin January 6, 2024
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