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balls in a vice grip 

When a man is under extreme stress or pressure, usually from a female, due to a mistake or deadline.
Damn, my girl has my *balls in a vice grip* because I cheated on her.
balls in a vice grip by Devil421 November 26, 2003
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Balls in a vice grip 

Zappa:"She had my balls in a vice but she left the dick, I guess it's still hooked on but now it shoots too quick. Oh god I am the american dream, but now I smell like Vaseline and I'm a miserable son of a bitch, am I a boy or a lady, I don't know which."
Balls in a vice grip by Ghostwriter4u November 26, 2003

balls in a vice-grip 

1)When someone encounters a particularly difficult situation.

2)Or when a male has his genitals placed in a piece of apperatus owned by a carpenter.
1) Man, this court case has my balls in a vice-grip.
balls in a vice-grip by JJ November 25, 2003

my balls in a vice grip 

"To put ones testicles in the crushing hold of a vice grip"
You --"Oh shit man, I've been shot"
Paramedic -- "Looks like you got my balls in a vice grip here"

balls in a vicegrip 

screwed introuble or at the mercy of another
i have to pay him 30 million dollars or i'll be castrated with a butter knife. Man my balls are in a vice grip
balls in a vicegrip by KyRo October 17, 2004
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