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Balloonist dozen 

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Jill fucked a balloonist dozen worth of men in one night. 18 cocks penetrated her holes.
Balloonist dozen by Jill Weiss October 23, 2012
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balloonerist • balloonerism • balloonenstein • Balloonist dozen • The Dirty Balloonist

The Dirty Balloonist 

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verb • When you fart into a woman's vagina.
She was trying to cuddle up behind me in bed this morning so I gave her the dirty balloonist.
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balloonerism 

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Being nonchalantly upfront
“Yo you got ketchup on ur face dawg”

“Oh thanks, nice balloonerism, man!”
balloonerism by Ballonerismmaster January 19, 2025
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balloonenstein 

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The Best weed you'll ever smoke.
"Whoa! This is crazy shit- What is it?"

"It's called Balloonenstein"

"Balloonenstein?"

"Balloonenstein."
balloonenstein by Jonesin'dude January 12, 2010
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Eternity leave 

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When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
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jody 

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The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026
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