balloon condom 

A person whose penis is so small that he has to use a balloon instead of a condom
Can be used as a noun as well as an adjective

"So tell me Jane, how was your date night with Tim last night?"
"Who Tim?! pft... that guy's such a balloon condom! I spent the rest of the night in the restroom with my dildo"

balloon condom by F-Bomb Thiru May 2, 2017

water balloon condom 

its filled with water
it looks like piss
i gave it to a girl and when she gave it back to me it was warm.

squish squish water balloon put it in your mouth water balloon condom

water balloon condom by kachoiw April 18, 2022