A person whose penis is so small that he has to use a balloon instead of a condom
Can be used as a noun as well as an adjective
"So tell me Jane, how was your date night with Tim last night?"
"Who Tim?! pft... that guy's such a balloon condom! I spent the rest of the night in the restroom with my dildo"
by F-Bomb Thiru May 2, 2017
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its filled with water
it looks like piss
i gave it to a girl and when she gave it back to me it was warm.
by kachoiw April 18, 2022
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