ballshead 

When the penis of a man is so small in size, that he lacks a "shaft." There's just balls and then the head. Ballshead. It can also be used to refer to anything that is a huge disappointment, or generally lame.

To correctly pronounce this word, it must be said very rapidly, and in one syllable.

Mary: "So I finally had sex with Steve, and he was ballshead. I can't believe it."

ballshead by charlez360 October 23, 2011

Barlhead 

Used to describe one with a skin head/ shaven head. One may use this term as a comeback given to a skinhead after they try to roast one.

skinhead: Well at least i don’t look as ugly as yo bitch ass
Person 1: Shut up you barlhead!
Person2: *Giggles*
Skinhead: *Stands in silence*

Barlhead by JReedy August 27, 2019

Ballsed it up 

When someone has managed to take situation or task from easy to completely screwed. Popular in the UK.

As shown by popular internet gamers, the Yogscast:
"Lewis, you've ballsed it up again."

Ballsed it up by Helix341 April 17, 2012

bullheaded

A person who is headstrong but to the point where theyre foolishly or irrationally stubborn; obstinately opinionated, especially in refusing to consider alternatives.

Basically theyre hard to work with because he/she believes they have all the answers, regardless of the facts or opinions.

Will is very bullheaded. He literally shuns my ideas because he thinks he has all the answers.

You are the most bullheaded person I've ever known!

bullheaded by Jonn Taylor June 14, 2010

baldheaded jasons 

a united states federal reserve note, a hundred dollar bill, Benjamin Franklin

What's that in your wallet "shit baldheaded jasons"

baldheaded jasons by Gagebong430 December 18, 2017

baldhead 

In Rastafarianism, a baldhead refers to anyone who conforms to common Western standards of hair styling. This is because the short, clean-cut look is often representative (in their eyes) of someone who has adopted a colonial, materialistic and spiritually-bankrupt worldview.

In contrast, a person who grows their hair out, such as into an afro or dreadlocks, is representative (in their eyes) of someone who has let go of obsession with external, physical appearances and turned their attention inward, into the spiritual realm.

"I have never seen the image of a bald head Jesus yet.
He is a humble and dreadlocked Nazarene man, look in yourselves and try to understand
Why you've never seen the image of a bald head Jesus yet."

- Bunny Wailer (Baldhead Jesus)

"Jah would never give the power to a baldhead
Run come crucify the Dread. "

- Bob Marley (Time Will Tell)

baldhead by Ishvara September 13, 2012

ballsed 

The result of something that's gone wrong, broken, tired out or messed up.

'Oh man, my cell phone doesn't work anymore. It's ballsed.'

ballsed by Scarletrocket December 13, 2014