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I just shaved my balls so now i have balds
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Balds of Fury

Balds of Fury
(noun)
1. A notorious crew of hairless degenerates who were forged in the flashing lights, multiballs, and tilts of pinball machines. Originally just a handful of chrome-domed flipper fiends, the Balds of Fury evolved into a full-blown cult of arcade chaos — fueled by beer, bragging rights, and the eternal hunt for “just one more game.”
2. Known to descend upon bars and arcades like a shiny-headed biker gang (but with quarters instead of chains), their natural habitat is anywhere a steel ball can ricochet off bumpers while they yell things like “House ball!” or “Jackpot!” loud enough to scare civilians.
3. While they’ve since expanded into trivia, pool, and wing-night dominance, pinball remains their sacred ground — every flipper flip a prayer, every drain a tragedy, every high score a victory etched in legend.
• “Don’t challenge the Balds of Fury to pinball unless you’re ready to be blinded by scalp glare and humiliated on the leaderboard.”
• “I thought it was just one bald guy playing pinball… then six more appeared out of nowhere. Classic Balds of Fury ambush.”
• “Some say the Balds of Fury were born when a Stern machine tilted too hard and the universe decided hair wasn’t necessary.”
by GuidoDaPimp September 11, 2025
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H8 balds

Yeah ill take a H8 balds for 75
by Drpalabras May 23, 2021
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Council Of Balds

An organisation and friendship group that was formed by four close people through their shared passion of trolling others.

The genesis of the Council was born during lockdown.

The “bald” part doesn’t necessarily have anything to do with the members, but stems from an inside joke / connection to a certain balding individual that was once intertwined with their lives.

Council members share core themes and ideologies. They work well together in tense situations, pranks, heists, payback and other business. They are able to adapt to anything that comes their way, always on guard and able to quickly come up with ways out of sticky situations on the fly.

They have become synonymous with power, skill and just being pure annoying.
They’re never an enemy for no reason, and you don’t want to be on their bad side.
Adam Twix: “Oi. Who’s locked my homework in someone else’s locker?”

COB: “The Council Of Balds. Get Trolled”
by Xuan-News August 13, 2024
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Bald Retard

The best insult to use against the lead developer of an ARPG if you want to absolutely obliterate your streaming career instantly.
I called C Dubs a bald retard and they perma banned me even though I've spent $4k on the game.
by AlteredBeastXD August 26, 2022
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Junior Badson

some kid who’s up to no good
Junior Badson is the opposite of a model citizen
by Myrestlessness August 27, 2022
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bald freddy

edited version of the actor Freddy Carter (Shadow and Bone, Free Rein) in which he is depicted with no hair. These pictures have circulated around social media and are often created by individuals and then shared on Instagram and Tiktok.
"what did you do today?"
"I edited pictures of Bald Freddy"
"Very cool"
by intrxpide July 7, 2021
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