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The miasmic discharge of feces, blood, pus, semen, urine, saliva, AstroGlide, hair, used condoms, foreign objects, etc. that drains from the anus of someone afflicted with gay bowel syndrome.
Hey, dude, don't sit there! The governor of Maine was just sitting there and he left a enormous puddle of baldacci on the seat.
baldacci by Pinhead February 26, 2006
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John Baldacci 

The governor of the state of Maine whom has made a big discrace of this state which has been a pure state since the constitution was written and now this state is being bastardized. Now Legalizing gay marrige in this state along with other disgrace we will not mention.
Hey geuss what they legalized gay marriage today.

that freaking John Baldacci what next devill worship in school?

baldacchino 

Sexy mother fucking lastname also known as the zaynos lad
Oh yo thats fuckin baldacchino
baldacchino by Gio the turtle February 24, 2019

baldascini 

a person who likes to have sex with young black males, but mainly enjoys receiving not giving the hard core anal butt pleasure
1.man i totally was a baldascini last night that little kid will never be the same.

2.daddy i want to be a baldasini when i grow up.
baldascini by slut bucket November 23, 2006
Scaring somebody off because you can outlast them at sex.
Dude, last night was terrible...she did a balducci on me. I ended up crying myself to sleep on the couch in the fetal position.
balducci by josh the ex bf January 13, 2009

balducci levitation 

The type of levitation that David Blaine does.
Elusionist makes you pay a ton before they tell you how to do the balducci levitation.

baldaccini 

A man with a huge penis. After getting railed in the asshole, you would say you got nailed by a Baldaccini.

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A very handsome man that pulls mad pussy.
Did you hear about the new pornstar?
Who?
The one in the video, he had a Baldaccini.
baldaccini by Nice giy June 27, 2017
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Frothability 

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
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A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
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Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
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