baldacci

The miasmic discharge of feces, blood, pus, semen, urine, saliva, AstroGlide, hair, used condoms, foreign objects, etc. that drains from the anus of someone afflicted with gay bowel syndrome.

Hey, dude, don't sit there! The governor of Maine was just sitting there and he left a enormous puddle of baldacci on the seat.

by Pinhead February 26, 2006

John Baldacci

The governor of the state of Maine whom has made a big discrace of this state which has been a pure state since the constitution was written and now this state is being bastardized. Now Legalizing gay marrige in this state along with other disgrace we will not mention.

Hey geuss what they legalized gay marriage today.

that freaking John Baldacci what next devill worship in school?

by [e-mail] May 13, 2009

baldacchino

Sexy mother fucking lastname also known as the zaynos lad

Oh yo thats fuckin baldacchino

by Gio the turtle February 24, 2019

baldascini

a person who likes to have sex with young black males, but mainly enjoys receiving not giving the hard core anal butt pleasure

1.man i totally was a baldascini last night that little kid will never be the same.

2.daddy i want to be a baldasini when i grow up.

by slut bucket November 23, 2006

balducci

Scaring somebody off because you can outlast them at sex.

Dude, last night was terrible...she did a balducci on me. I ended up crying myself to sleep on the couch in the fetal position.

by josh the ex bf January 13, 2009

balducci levitation

The type of levitation that David Blaine does.

Elusionist makes you pay a ton before they tell you how to do the balducci levitation.

by Gunkglumb June 13, 2005

baldaccini

A man with a huge penis. After getting railed in the asshole, you would say you got nailed by a Baldaccini.

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A very handsome man that pulls mad pussy.

Did you hear about the new pornstar?
Who?
The one in the video, he had a Baldaccini.

by Nice giy June 27, 2017