2 definitions by Pinhead

baldacci

The miasmic discharge of feces, blood, pus, semen, urine, saliva, AstroGlide, hair, used condoms, foreign objects, etc. that drains from the anus of someone afflicted with gay bowel syndrome.

Hey, dude, don't sit there! The governor of Maine was just sitting there and he left a enormous puddle of baldacci on the seat.

by Pinhead July 29, 2005

lawn apes

Uncontrolled neighborhood kids whose idiot parents let them say/do anything they feel like. Brats.

Trying to have a cold one on my front porch and all these fuckin lawn apes keep screaming.

by Pinhead October 11, 2003