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baldacchino 

Sexy mother fucking lastname also known as the zaynos lad
Oh yo thats fuckin baldacchino
baldacchino by Gio the turtle February 24, 2019
The miasmic discharge of feces, blood, pus, semen, urine, saliva, AstroGlide, hair, used condoms, foreign objects, etc. that drains from the anus of someone afflicted with gay bowel syndrome.
Hey, dude, don't sit there! The governor of Maine was just sitting there and he left a enormous puddle of baldacci on the seat.
baldacci by Pinhead February 26, 2006

John Baldacci 

The governor of the state of Maine whom has made a big discrace of this state which has been a pure state since the constitution was written and now this state is being bastardized. Now Legalizing gay marrige in this state along with other disgrace we will not mention.
Hey geuss what they legalized gay marriage today.

that freaking John Baldacci what next devill worship in school?

baldascini 

a person who likes to have sex with young black males, but mainly enjoys receiving not giving the hard core anal butt pleasure
1.man i totally was a baldascini last night that little kid will never be the same.

2.daddy i want to be a baldasini when i grow up.
baldascini by slut bucket November 23, 2006

Baldancing 

A normally Indian Boy usually a homo dude, does a very homosexual dance to seek attention, but ends up getting bullied and commits suicide.
Jack: dude whats with Baljeet?
Mike: he is baldancing

jack: lol, lets bully him later

10 days later

jack: dude baljeet passed away!!
mike: LOL its normal.
Baldancing by yyhyyjkkkk October 22, 2019
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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