Bald Dog

A bald, floppy, semi-flaccid penis. Usually the post nut, semi-chub.

She kept on wanking my bald dog after I blew nut.

I thought I was home alone but my mom walked in on me sporting a bald dog.

My uncle asked me if I had ever seen a bald dog.

by Eaton Holgoode October 15, 2018

Nico the Bald Dog

A really tiny dog who is losing his hair, he has a lot of anger about it. Never pet a nico when he is sleeping

“Wow nico the bald dog is the worst , even Mr Nubs is better and he barely has a tail”

by wowowowdefinitions May 5, 2022

Balddog

A flaming homosexual who likes to fondle transexuals.

That dude must be a Balddog.

by LebaronLX July 6, 2003

balddog

Mah azn lovin Brit ninja.

Balddog is the man, I tell you. He is the fuckin' man.

by Sanguine January 3, 2004