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Mah azn lovin Brit ninja.
Balddog is the man, I tell you. He is the fuckin' man.
balddog by Sanguine January 3, 2004
A Youtuber that remains unknown to this day by his iconic disguise of the white Baldoggie official mask. He is also very bad at csgo and is a member of an abomination of a csgo team.
"Oh my! What a bad youtube video this is. It must be Baldoggie"
"I am as bad at csgo as Baldoggie!"
"Damn your mask do be looking like Baldoggies tho."
"BALDOGIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
Baldoggie by jannet6969 June 14, 2020
Commiting the act of hot dogging someone, but with their balls instead of breasts. First attempted by Aubrey and Steven Demian.
balldog by Twiztid June 7, 2003

Bald Dog 

A bald, floppy, semi-flaccid penis. Usually the post nut, semi-chub.
She kept on wanking my bald dog after I blew nut.

I thought I was home alone but my mom walked in on me sporting a bald dog.

My uncle asked me if I had ever seen a bald dog.
Bald Dog by Eaton Holgoode October 15, 2018

Balddigger 

A young woman who is attracted to an older man. Dissimilar to 'golddigger' as it's not money driven
'Lisa got with a man that was 20 years older than her! She's such a balddigger'
Balddigger by EmLAD October 12, 2014
Heavy metal band with a southern twist. Started out in 2007 with members James Stitt, Gordon Macbeath and Adam Smalley. After a few months looking for a drummer they came across a young drummer called Aaron Yound.
Balldog are the best fucking band ever
balldog by 666slayer666 March 16, 2009
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026
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