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bald dad 

something that you yell to a father when driving by him on the street if he is bald and with his children
*drives by a father without any hair.
BALD DAAAAAAAAAAAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!
bald dad by phenompyrus April 20, 2004
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Bald Dad Syndrome 

the clinical name for the effects of having a bald dad on a child the usual symptoms of Bald Dad Syndrome are erratic outbursts of retarded behavior as well as having red hair
person one : hey Eamon you trying to watch a show together
Eamon : oh I know we should watch Hamilton
person one : damn nigga that Bald Dad Syndrome hitting you heavy
Bald Dad Syndrome by not44limes September 6, 2021

your dad is bald

This means that your dad is bald and thats it

bald daddy

A friend of tech daddy's. He's not the one you want, but you'll settle if worse comes to worse
Did you see Bald Daddy staring at my thighs earlier? I wish Tech Daddy would look at me that way, but I'll make do with what I have.

Bald Daddy

A special type of bald person who has a special type of baldness in which they exhibit a sexy aroma to those around them
Did you see Ben Rogers today he is definitely a bald daddy.

bald headed daddy 

the father of a spoiled girl who always gets what she wants
"i really want a new chanel purse"
"just go ask your bald headed daddy"

Bald Headed Daddy 

A father who has spoiled and raised his daughter so well that her standards are considered high. Best example of this was Hilary and Ashley Banks from Fresh Prince
Bald Headed Daddy by Kharmin April 21, 2023
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