bald dad

something that you yell to a father when driving by him on the street if he is bald and with his children

*drives by a father without any hair.
BALD DAAAAAAAAAAAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!

by phenompyrus April 20, 2004

Bald Dad Syndrome

the clinical name for the effects of having a bald dad on a child the usual symptoms of Bald Dad Syndrome are erratic outbursts of retarded behavior as well as having red hair

person one : hey Eamon you trying to watch a show together
Eamon : oh I know we should watch Hamilton
person one : damn nigga that Bald Dad Syndrome hitting you heavy

by not44limes September 6, 2021

your dad is bald

This means that your dad is bald and thats it

YOUR DAD IS BALD

by imintheghetto ratatata June 23, 2019

bald daddy

A friend of tech daddy's. He's not the one you want, but you'll settle if worse comes to worse

Did you see Bald Daddy staring at my thighs earlier? I wish Tech Daddy would look at me that way, but I'll make do with what I have.

by ChargeMyAssholeBaldDaddy January 31, 2017

Bald Daddy

A special type of bald person who has a special type of baldness in which they exhibit a sexy aroma to those around them

Did you see Ben Rogers today he is definitely a bald daddy.

by EthanRogersIsBalding July 11, 2021

bald headed daddy

the father of a spoiled girl who always gets what she wants

"i really want a new chanel purse"
"just go ask your bald headed daddy"

by minionluvr288 April 7, 2022

Bald Headed Daddy

A father who has spoiled and raised his daughter so well that her standards are considered high. Best example of this was Hilary and Ashley Banks from Fresh Prince

My bald headed daddy bought it for me.

by Kharmin April 21, 2023