A legendary man. He has chugged almost every drink you can think of and still does challenges to this day. He uploads his chugs on YouTube. Apart from his chugs, he is a chill guy. He has made hip hop music. He is a friendly down to earth guy.
Guy 1: Theres a hurricane coming!!! We have to evacuate NOW!!!!!
Guy 2: No...
Guy 1: Are you crazy????
Guy 2: Just get Badlands Chugs. He will take care of this.
Badlands Booker is a professional eater, and chugger. He also produces beats, and hip hop. He is also the man behind badlands chugs on youtube. He is a boss.
Guy 1: Oh Shoot! Its Badlands Booker *clicks on his video*
The best freestyle MC ever to step onto a stage. From Baltimore, he was inducted into the 106 and Park Freestyle Friday Hall of Fame after raping the shit out of all challengers. He might be really obese, but he's more phat than fat.
Backland says:
1. "She mad ugly but a star in the bed, brush my teeth with my meat, then gargle my kids"
2. "You can't see me, homey you sound wack you should put some food in YOUR mouth and try to sound phat"
3. "Homey i would smack you but you're soft and i can't, plus it's hard to get the smell of oochie off of my hands"