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backland

The best freestyle MC ever to step onto a stage. From Baltimore, he was inducted into the 106 and Park Freestyle Friday Hall of Fame after raping the shit out of all challengers. He might be really obese, but he's more phat than fat.
Backland says:

1. "She mad ugly but a star in the bed, brush my teeth with my meat, then gargle my kids"
2. "You can't see me, homey you sound wack you should put some food in YOUR mouth and try to sound phat"
3. "Homey i would smack you but you're soft and i can't, plus it's hard to get the smell of oochie off of my hands"

The list goes on...
by Backland's Back December 31, 2005
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jonny buckland

The very amazing guitarist of Coldplay.
The one who wears the swagger hat.
His worst enemy is the sheep.
Chris Martin: look there's a sheep!
Jonny Buckland: RUN!
by DoctorFosterGloster42 July 3, 2014
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Chicago BackHandy

Chicago BackHandy - When a girl eats a Chicago deep dish pizza and uses the grease from the pizza afterwards to give you a hand job.
My grandma just gave me a Chicago BackHandy after we ate that deep dish.
by ReidNate March 4, 2021
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backhanded gift

When you purchase someone a gift that benefits you more than them.
Jim: What did you get Molly for Christmas?
Dave: Celtics tickets!
Jim: Nice! Wait, does she like basketball?
Dave: I dunno, but I do! And it’ll be a “romantic” night out.
Jim: backhanded gift, nice dude.
by bitchpleeeeeease December 26, 2011
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Fronthand Backhand

The best fucking game ever invented. Players choose either "fronthand" or "backhand" and their partner slaps them across the face, either fronthand or backhand. First shown in the Key and Peele skit, "Fronthand Backhand."
"Yo Tyrell."
"Yo Lawrence."
"You wanna play fronthand backhand?"
"Yo man, I don't know that game."
"Hey man, it's simple, dawg. All you gotta do is say fronthand or backhand!"
"Alright, fronthand."
*slap*
"Ooh man! I got you good! You know that funny."
"Backhand."
by MaTrIx April 2, 2013
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backhanded compliment

An insult disguised as a compliment
"No, honey...I love yours. I don't even like them big."
"Relax, sweetie...you were perfectly adequate."
"Your haircut really slims your face."
Since Michael is a pompous prick, I think I'll give him a backhanded compliment.
by Ryan Deerhead September 6, 2006
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backhand job

A backhand job is the act of giving a man full release using the back of your hand and nothing else.
Jake: "Grant must have given the Senior VP a backhand job in order to get that great corner office."
Mark: "I bet he did that, exactly that!"
by Aniraf March 16, 2014
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