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A good friend who enjoys to get baked (stoned,high) with you and or mutual friends.
Your going to meet up with a friend and you know your going to shout him/her a joint so you would greet them with "whats up G Bake"?
G Bake by skate-baker-for-life-91 January 12, 2011

removed from the baked goods list

To be “removed from the baked goods list” is to be “cancelled”.
“Ugh, I can’t believe Lisa backed out of the lease and screwed over her roommates. She’s SO removed from the baked goods list. There’s no way she’s gonna get to eat my delicious cupcakes again”.

jenna's baked goods 

Anything baked by a girl named Jenna. Often heavenly, deserving of wonderful praise, and leaves you hungry for more. Made from scratch, and unbeatable for taste.
Girl 1: Hey, what are you eating?
Girl 2: Jenna's baked goods of course!
Girl 1: Ohmygosh! LUCKY! I totally envy you!
jenna's baked goods by Nessie LeNinja February 13, 2010

Baked Goods 

Any food that will cause you to become baked
'Hey man, wanna come to my house and have some baked goods.'
'What, like cookies or something'
'No, *BAKED* goods.'
'Oh shit yeah I'm down.
Baked Goods by whitemarley March 23, 2010

elevate your baked goods

You possess a small quantity of currency? You seriously need to rapidly elevate your baked goods.

baked goodz 

When a friend is a total faggort and ditches everyone he knows to chase after some skanky pussy, he has "baked goodz"

This comes from the concept that after his balls have been severed from his body, they are baked in a pastry of some sort by the she-whore he has been pursuing. These "Baked Goodz" are then served to his former friends in an act of spite.
"Hey, has anyone seen Steve?"

"Nope, Baked Goodz has been trolling the underbelly of the town looking for whores the last three weekends."
baked goodz by Joe from Mint February 8, 2008
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A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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