Baked Goods

Any food that will cause you to become baked

'Hey man, wanna come to my house and have some baked goods.'
'What, like cookies or something'
'No, *BAKED* goods.'
'Oh shit yeah I'm down.

by whitemarley March 24, 2010

baked goods

A slang term for a vagina.

"I hate cats but I love baked goods!"

by DrSpellChecker July 4, 2009

baked goods

a sexy stoner chick

bro: aw man whose that hazy hottie with the tidi?

dude:oh dude that chick, shes always high, shes baked goods... but i dunno her name.

by dooooooooooooooood August 10, 2011

baked goods

When one person shits on another person's back and sprinkle it with pubes.

Josh, is that baked goods on your back?

by h00chymama November 12, 2007

jenna's baked goods

Anything baked by a girl named Jenna. Often heavenly, deserving of wonderful praise, and leaves you hungry for more. Made from scratch, and unbeatable for taste.

Girl 1: Hey, what are you eating?
Girl 2: Jenna's baked goods of course!
Girl 1: Ohmygosh! LUCKY! I totally envy you!

by Nessie LeNinja February 7, 2010

Home Baked Goods

The Home Baked Goods are the sweetest, kickasstastic band eva'

Coolbeans1: Dude, the Home Baked Goods are so awesome. Their music rocks.
Coolbeans2: I know. And they're hot, too.

by SexMuffin October 31, 2004

elevate your baked goods

the white version of "Get your cake up."

You possess a small quantity of currency? You seriously need to rapidly elevate your baked goods.

by Agent Shmitty April 7, 2006