bajig

An oddly shaped (usually an inappropriate shape) inanimate object.

I got him a bajig for his birthday and he said it looked too much like a penis. I told him that was the point.

by Daisy Dubois February 07, 2011

Bajigity

1) To be off balance as the result of anothers action.
2) General state of confusion derived from an overwhelming sense of incomprehension

I hate freaking squirrels, they go in your pants and made me all bajigity

by Bry T January 19, 2006