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bagholder 

Noun. An investor, usually in the stock market, who's hanging on to his stock, which has plummeted appreciably.
Mo: "Kevin, did you dump that piece of shit stock yet?"
Kevin: "No, I forgot all about it. I closed my eyes for a second and when i woke up from my nap it was down 2 points."
Mo: "Oh man, you're a fukkin bagholder now. That shit's worthless. Why'd you listen to the pumptards?"
Kevin: "I know, I know. Ugh, I'm losin it...."
bagholder by stockman09 March 21, 2010
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Bagholder 

A bag holder is a trader who buys a certain stock at its peak cost. The trader believes that the stock will rebound and increase in value, so they keep on holding onto the stock. The stock will most likely never reach the price the trader bought it at so, the trader ends up losing money. This phrase became popular when some members of the subreddit r/wallstreetbets bought GME at $300 and AMC at $20. These certain members continue to talk about how their investments will rebound and even make them money even though this will never happen.
Jeff: Did you know that Jimmy bought GME at $300. He is still holding onto it. He thinks it will go to $1000
Greg: Damn, Jimmy is a bagholder.
Bagholder by Infernoflame May 12, 2021

Merals Bagholder 

Everyone in the Batcave. Hoping merals do a parabolic move to cure depression
Look at him, merals bagholder
Merals Bagholder by Meral Lynch November 17, 2020

Buttholder 

a) someone who holds your butt when you aren't using it
b) underwear
I got an awesome new buttholder.
Buttholder by avrilanche March 27, 2011

Bagholder 

A person who is left behind when someone such as a parent, child or spouse leaves town unanownced and leaves behind unsettled responsibilities and/or debts.
Yeah I haven't heard from HER in a few days, I've heard a lot from her MOM and her BILL collectors, but not from her. It looks like I'm the bagholder.
Bagholder by notsurewhyweneedthis December 30, 2010

beltholder 

bɛlthoʊɫdɚ

a: A person following a trend or belief blindly

b: 𝘴𝘺𝘯𝘰𝘯𝘺𝘮𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘵𝘰 retard ˈrē- ˌtärd informal + usually offensive : a foolish or stupid person

origination: The popular way of "herding" the mentally disabled by forcing them to hold each others belts throughout the thoroughfare of middle schools and high schools across the USA
1. Trump is an absolute BELTHOLDER for telling people to inject lysol into their own asses to prevent or eradicate COVID19
2. Listening to everything that kanye has ever made + attending listening parties is a real BELTHOLDER move of you Kyler.
beltholder by dob1s May 2, 2020

BaitHopper 

Man 1"Bro who is BaitHopper?"
Man 2" best youtuber ever"
BaitHopper by BaitHopper March 6, 2022
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
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Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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