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beltholder 

bɛlthoʊɫdɚ

a: A person following a trend or belief blindly

b: 𝘴𝘺𝘯𝘰𝘯𝘺𝘮𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘵𝘰 retard ˈrē- ˌtärd informal + usually offensive : a foolish or stupid person

origination: The popular way of "herding" the mentally disabled by forcing them to hold each others belts throughout the thoroughfare of middle schools and high schools across the USA
1. Trump is an absolute BELTHOLDER for telling people to inject lysol into their own asses to prevent or eradicate COVID19
2. Listening to everything that kanye has ever made + attending listening parties is a real BELTHOLDER move of you Kyler.
beltholder by dob1s May 2, 2020
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In the Eyes of the Beholder

Something that not everyone can see/feel about something/someone.
"Her freckles make her beautiful."

"I don't agree, but Beauty is In the Eyes of the Beholder"

beauty is in the ipod of the beholder 

The stuff that is on your ipod is only stuff you like. Everyone else makes all kinds of negative comments about it, but only you think it is all beautiful.
Her mp3 playlist is so whack. But I guess beauty is in the ipod of the beholder!

beholder 

A mythical geek creature created by the Dungeon and Dragons game designers that's orb-like in appearance and has a central eye, and many of eye stalks.
Fuck, that goddamn beholder turned me to stone.
beholder by 5432 July 22, 2003

beauty is in the eye of the beholder 

Everyone sees beauty in different ways. We all have our own standards & opinions on what we find pleasant to the eye. Beauty is subjective. What one person considers ugly may seem beautiful to another.
I don't think Aunty Anne's boyfriend is that attractive, but beauty is in the eye of the beholder, I guess. -modified from the web

"But when the Lord comes down to personally bless this mess of a North Carolina public school system, he delivers...MAC STICKS!!!!!!!!!!!! Ya take two cheese sticks, any two cheese sticks. You layer bread... cheese stick... bread. U pop it in the oven just long enough to melt the cheese then ya put em' in those cute little paper boats. NO SEASONING!!!!!!!! BEAUTY IS IN THE EYE OF THE BEHOLDER & to the beholders, you say "mac sticks" and the kids say "MAC STICKS!!!!". Gordon Ramsey feels a feeling he hasn't felt since his mom made him that ratatouille and he sheds a single MEATY TEAR." - Illymation's video PUBLIC SCHOOL FOOD.

Although beauty is in the eye of the beholder, it stumps profoundly even the greatest scientists how someone could like someone as ugly as you. California is a strange place.

Rusty Beholder 

When you're a player in the streets and a Dungeon master in the sheets. Your horny bard of a partner rolls a 1 for initiative. You choose to put a boon on playing their clam fiddle, they must first go on a quest to find your Rusty Beholder, a creature only summoned by speaking in tongues at the entrance to your Dingy Dungeon.

(In non-nerd, Analingus)
Wench, if you want me to play thy clam fiddle, you best get into the valley and find the Rusty Beholder first!
Rusty Beholder by DirtyDruid December 3, 2022

Theoretical Vagina Beholder 

A Mythical Life giving Mother-like person whom provides live mentality within a Living theory-type organism of a child who later grows to become a Theoretical Child Thing.
''The imagination that kid beholds is unexplainable, where does it come from?''

''Well that kid, is what is called a Theoretical Child Thing, and he is born from a Theoretical Vagina Beholder."
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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