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bahoombas 

-noun
referring to a pair of extremely enhanced breasts; most often cosmetically built.
"Look at the bahoombas on that woman. She must have some sort of disease!"
bahoombas by Papa W. December 18, 2008
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Bajoomba 

A powerfully voiced, often spiritual, enormously busted and often bearing an equally and admirably large behind. A Bajoomba is a large-and-in-charge-woman-of-colour. Usually wise beyond what the common populace is ready, willing, or able to accept as plausible. Uncommonly seen in elderly years (Wherein they undergo the metamorphosis of Big Mama), the greater population of Bajoombas teeter between middle age and youth, though are often (N.B. Not always) less spiritual the younger they are, being full of youthful angst and exhuberance before full bloom to middle age occurs. Curiously, a large number of Bajoombas have a natural talent for singing backup vocals to intellectual white Briitpop bands from the 80s and 90s.

(This definition is written by a white boy with endearing respect for all the people of colour, and white folk who've ever been able to see past our differences of colour and culture, and seen simply the human being that we all are.)
I was listening to the radio last night. 'Nuvva one ovvem lame 80s & 90s shows. I was really shocked at the collection of Bajoombas they had, last night. They played

Stereo MC's - Connected, Pet Shop Boys - West End Girls and Eurythmics - Missionary Man. Sumfinrnuffin about them black backup singers sends a tingle down m' spine!

Compare & Contrast Example:

Shirley from Whats Happenin!
Bajoomba by Insane Saint April 19, 2011

bazoombas 

Giant breasts, one alone (a bazoomba) being bigger than the owner's arse. So big they look wrong.
My God, they're some big bazoombas!
bazoombas by Starsky July 30, 2003

baloomba 

when a fat or top heavy girl runs
whoa!!! did you see her run? that is some major baloomba, man.
baloomba by blaketh May 17, 2004
that was a proper bagooba and proper nice as well
bagooba by zob November 8, 2020

baboomba 

Dang that hoochie got some fine baboombas
baboomba by nizzle November 3, 2003