bagnu

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Boy: Have you seen the news
Girl: no why
boy: well you’re a bagnu

Girl: really

Bagnu: one of us one of us

Boy and girl: we’re gonna leave

bagnu by Maddie:3 January 27, 2021

Words you can keep

baguetti

An adorable and delicious combination of a baguette and spaghetti.

My girlfriend and I could not decide whether we wanted French or Italian cuisine, so we compromised by making baguetti.

baguetti by Baguetti August 20, 2020

Related Words

bagnu • Bagnulo • bagnum • Bagnun • Bagnuva • Joseph Bagnuolo • baguette • bagu • bagpuss • baguetted

bagouser

a 5 foot tall stickman with a foot long penis who comes out of bushes to "bagouse" (buttfuck) you when you get out of your car to repair it along side ofthe road. he can teleport from bush to bush, has an offensive laugh, doesnt talk, and is tres segously. sometimes spelled bhagooser.

I was bagoused by the wachousay bagouser when i got out of my car to change a flat.

bagouser by SirManth April 7, 2005

Bahnut

A bad nut

I was eating some peanuts when I discovered a bahnut

Bahnut by Mr Dove February 11, 2019

Baguetteo

An ethnic slur used against french people or people born in France.

French Slurs

Plural Noun : Baguetteos
Outdated Spelling : Baghetto

The people of France are living among other baguetteo.

Baguetteo by FatAngels April 28, 2023

blows your baguette

1. alternate phrase for floats your boat; whatever makes you happy.
2. alternate phrase for toot your own horn; to flatter yourself or boast about your own achievements.

1.
guy 1: can i get some gasoline in my drink?
bartender: yeah sure dude, whatever blows your baguette.
2.
"not to blow my own baguette but I killed it on that math test."

blows your baguette by pathetic_oatmeal April 22, 2020

Baginus

The combination of 3 words; vagina, bussy, & anus. It is great to use in an insult, or wherever you feel “Baginus” looks right in a sentence.

Moose: Hey man, cook me up some chicken tenders will you?

Walie: *sniff sniff*, bro what is that smell?

Moose: ?

Walie: Bro you smell like fucking Baginus

Moose: DAMN that bad??

Baginus by symbolicss November 28, 2022

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026