bagnu 

A dumb anime lover how drinks boba

Boy: Have you seen the news
Girl: no why
boy: well you’re a bagnu

Girl: really

Bagnu: one of us one of us

Boy and girl: we’re gonna leave

bagnu by Maddie:3 January 27, 2021

baguetti

An adorable and delicious combination of a baguette and spaghetti.

My girlfriend and I could not decide whether we wanted French or Italian cuisine, so we compromised by making baguetti.

baguetti by Baguetti August 20, 2020

bagouser 

a 5 foot tall stickman with a foot long penis who comes out of bushes to "bagouse" (buttfuck) you when you get out of your car to repair it along side ofthe road. he can teleport from bush to bush, has an offensive laugh, doesnt talk, and is tres segously. sometimes spelled bhagooser.

I was bagoused by the wachousay bagouser when i got out of my car to change a flat.

bagouser by SirManth April 7, 2005

Bahnut 

A bad nut

I was eating some peanuts when I discovered a bahnut

Bahnut by Mr Dove February 11, 2019

Baguetteo 

An ethnic slur used against french people or people born in France.

French Slurs

Plural Noun : Baguetteos
Outdated Spelling : Baghetto

The people of France are living among other baguetteo.

Baguetteo by FatAngels April 28, 2023

blows your baguette

1. alternate phrase for floats your boat; whatever makes you happy.
2. alternate phrase for toot your own horn; to flatter yourself or boast about your own achievements.

1.
guy 1: can i get some gasoline in my drink?
bartender: yeah sure dude, whatever blows your baguette.
2.
"not to blow my own baguette but I killed it on that math test."

blows your baguette by pathetic_oatmeal April 22, 2020

Baginus

The combination of 3 words; vagina, bussy, & anus. It is great to use in an insult, or wherever you feel “Baginus” looks right in a sentence.

Moose: Hey man, cook me up some chicken tenders will you?

Walie: *sniff sniff*, bro what is that smell?

Moose: ?

Walie: Bro you smell like fucking Baginus

Moose: DAMN that bad??

Baginus by symbolicss November 28, 2022