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Bagewitch 

A bagel sandwich. What else would it be?
Jissy: bro how many slices of meat does your bagewitch have
Me: 24 and that doesn’t even include the cheese
Bagewitch by UnqualifiedGiraffe September 29, 2020
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A misseplling of banger by NFT degens on Twitter.
"Retweet for bagners"

"GM NFT Folks... 💪 'tis a bagner day!"

"Just listed some bagner #ENS names for 6969, someone wake me up when I’m rich."

"The year is 2022. Bagner is the funniest meme and no one cares about art. Your relatives come over for a 4th of July cookout. You convince them to buy $1,100 Eth. $100 is programmed. You get a notification about a free 10k mint. The community is gone. You’re rekt. Life is good."
Bagner by NFT_Awareness July 6, 2022

D-bagnet 

Someone that attracts douchebags. Combination of d-bag and magnet.
OMG, only guys with popped collars, white dress shoes, and fauxhawks talked to me last night. I am such a d-bagnet!
D-bagnet by JPotter April 26, 2010

Scum bagness 

The art of being a down right rotten scumbag.
The people across the street are full of scum bagness
Scum bagness by Big Daddy D$$ January 23, 2020

Bagnesia 

Forgetting to take your reusable bags to the store.
"Oh, man, here I am at the checkout line without my bags. I must be suffering from bagnesia."
Bagnesia by Tcup May 4, 2010

Bagnewism 

Bagnewism the act of being and or following Bagnew/God
Hey are you into Bagnewism?
Bagnewism by Bagnew May 25, 2022
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fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
Word of the Day on October 15, 2026

pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026
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