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dick-bagel 

Where a bagel gets put on the end of a mans penis and a girl eats the bagel
Omg David can I give you a dick-bagel baby

Omg Timmy you got dick-bageled?!
dick-bagel by Fannyflutter89 February 23, 2018

Dick Bagel 

1. Having ones penis inserted into a bagel.

2. An insult directed at a bagel.
1: -Roomate walks in-
Roomate: Awww dude what the fuck?
Dickbagel: Oh, uh, sorry bro
Roomate: Aww man, pick that dick bagel up bro

2. Man, this bagel tastes like ass, what a dick bagel.
Dick Bagel by XxxBroxxX January 22, 2010

Dick bagel 

A sexual device used by a gentleman endowed with an absolute unit as to prevent the actual destruction of his partner's innards, gizzards, etc. when plumbing the depths of their trenches. Not to be confused with a dick donut, the dick bagel is preferred due to its robust structure and stout crumb.
Prior to entering her yearning channel, he donned his dick bagel.
Dick bagel by WeirdBarbie May 15, 2024

Bagel~dick 

When someone is really mean all the time and puts no effort into the friendship and goes out of town instead of drinking with their friends.
Drew was being such a bagel~dick when he went to the tennis tournament in Minnesota instead of drinking with us for the wake forest game!
Bagel~dick by Druusuuks November 6, 2017

bagelducks 

"bagelducks is much more sexier than edan, i would let his bbc thrust all the way inside me!" - eef