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1. Having ones penis inserted into a bagel.

2. An insult directed at a bagel.
1: -Roomate walks in-
Roomate: Awww dude what the fuck?
Dickbagel: Oh, uh, sorry bro
Roomate: Aww man, pick that dick bagel up bro

2. Man, this bagel tastes like ass, what a dick bagel.
by XxxBroxxX January 22, 2010
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Where a bagel gets put on the end of a mans penis and a girl eats the bagel
Omg David can I give you a dick-bagel baby

Omg Timmy you got dick-bageled?!
by Fannyflutter89 February 23, 2018
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