bag worthy

referring the readiness/level of intoxication of an individual who will be securely placed within a large hockey bag unbeknownst to him. The said individual will usually be a friend/roommate who is a character of diminished mental faculties, one of smaller stature, and who is alarmingly inebriated.

Dan: Hey, is Drake bag worthy yet?

Matt: Not quite, luckily I was able to retain a modest amount of this Bacardi 151/ever clear mixture.

Dan: Good, that should do the trick.

by Maxwell Anderson October 23, 2007

bangworthy

Worthy of a bang, but not a relationship.

Lisa and Lucy are so bangworthy.

by lisa goo February 3, 2008

Bagworthy

When a person's face is so ugly that a paper bag is an improvement and or a necessity!!

Man, that girl is soooo ugly she is bagworthy.

Now that face is bag worthy!!

by Big papa pump 08 November 2, 2008

bangworthy

BANGWORTHY- this is when there is a person that is just so freaking drop dead gorgeous or just so all around awesome that you would jump them while walking down the street if you had the chance….. these people are very hard to find and are usually the complete package- looks, personality, everything! Just all around awesome. Anyone should feel honored to be in this category.

matt is incredibly bangworthy!

by ashley rose May 5, 2005

baeworthy

adj. Traits displayed by someone who would be a suitable boyfriend or girlfriend

"Oh my God you guys have you meet Nia one look and I could tell she was baeworthy"

by CrimsonWeiner June 16, 2014

Bagworth

A science teacher who looks like Ugly Betty and whos bag is worth more than she is.

Her bag is from the charity shop and it is worth more than her. Bagworth more than her

by Allali February 22, 2009

baeworthy

adj. Displaying traits of a possible boyfriend of girlfriend

"He bro did you see her she had the body, the smile, and a great personality she's totally baeworthy"

by CrimsonWeiner June 16, 2014