bag shagger 

Jumps on the first thing they see moving and tries to have sex with it....

Person 1: This guy just reached out to me from years ago. I hardly know him and he claims we're close friends.

Person 2: Yeah sounds like a right bag shagger...

bag shagger by Marky20900 October 2, 2023

Bagsaggers 

Loose male under garments lacking support.

I slide off my Bagsaggers to prepare for a teabagging.

Bagsaggers by P. Quimby January 12, 2009

Billy bagsagger Johnson 

The best guitarist in all existence.
This bastard puts the like of Jimmy Hendrix to shame.

He's also an amazing singer.
Legend says he defeated Salim shady, more commonly known as Eminem, in a rap battle.

Some say he uses great and powerful magics to enhance both his musical and otherwise talents to god like levels.

Keeping the company of itchy faucet, the best singer since time began and Spangler benchwarrent, debatably the best bassist since bass was invented, his skill and power disputed only by Mike Kerr.

Absolute unit of a man, brings in all the female attraction.

That Billy bagsagger Johnson is the coolest guy since Noah.

Billy bagsagger Johnson by Conflungus mcdrip November 24, 2021