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Billy bagsagger Johnson 

The best guitarist in all existence.
This bastard puts the like of Jimmy Hendrix to shame.

He's also an amazing singer.
Legend says he defeated Salim shady, more commonly known as Eminem, in a rap battle.

Some say he uses great and powerful magics to enhance both his musical and otherwise talents to god like levels.

Keeping the company of itchy faucet, the best singer since time began and Spangler benchwarrent, debatably the best bassist since bass was invented, his skill and power disputed only by Mike Kerr.

Absolute unit of a man, brings in all the female attraction.
That Billy bagsagger Johnson is the coolest guy since Noah.
Bag wagger is someone who possesses a substance, (ie. Addictive drugs) and waves and wags the substance in a baggie. In front of a person who wants the substance (ie. A drug addict) in order to get something out of them.
Bonnie wagged the bag in Sam's face in order to tempt him into coming with her because she is a sBagwagger!