An Spanish instrument of torture which caught on in Scotland. The torturer dresses up in a ceremonial skirt and a puts on the hat made out of womens beaver hairs.
Then a small kitten is inserted into a tartan coloured bag and squeezed to death while the torturer blows air into the bag so we hear the amplified screams of the kitten
Then a small kitten is inserted into a tartan coloured bag and squeezed to death while the torturer blows air into the bag so we hear the amplified screams of the kitten
Gordon, will ya load up the bag pipes with 4 or 5 kittens and I'll show ye a new party trick - I made up a tune called "Amazing Grace"
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Get the bag pipes mug.When you're banging a girl, and she's fake moaning so badly it sounds like a dude playing the bag pipes.
by misfit December 7, 2003
Get the Bag Pipes mug.When a woman's natural breasts are so big that when she lays flat on her back they fall under her armpits.
by SirEnglebertHumperdink March 18, 2017
Get the Bag Pipes mug.an expression used to describe a scenario in which elaborate or "over-the-top" preparations/decorations are set-up for particularly special groups or individuals.
Person 1: "Wow...look how lavishly this office is decorated!! This guy must be really important!"
Person 2: "Well you know, they don't bring out the bag pipes for just anyone..."
Person 2: "Well you know, they don't bring out the bag pipes for just anyone..."
by jaybee173 December 7, 2011
Get the they don't bring out the bag pipes for just anyone mug.This is when you are dressed up in full midieval attire (knight armor, renaissance clothes, kings, queens ect...) and are getting head from a chick, while you move the handle of your sword in and out of your ass.
At the last renaissance fair, Lady Marrion and my self had a lovely time playing the midieval bag pipes....
by Elishiuos May 25, 2006
Get the Midieval Bag pipes mug.While doing doggy style you reach around with one hand and fiddle the vagina and with the other hand play with the breast.
Mom told Ally that last night Dad did me doggy style while fiddling with my vagina and playing with my boob. He called it the Gillen Bag Pipe.
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