bag pipes

An Spanish instrument of torture which caught on in Scotland. The torturer dresses up in a ceremonial skirt and a puts on the hat made out of womens beaver hairs.
Then a small kitten is inserted into a tartan coloured bag and squeezed to death while the torturer blows air into the bag so we hear the amplified screams of the kitten

Gordon, will ya load up the bag pipes with 4 or 5 kittens and I'll show ye a new party trick - I made up a tune called "Amazing Grace"

bag pipes by dick the perv January 31, 2008

bag pipes

when a girl masterbates a man with her armpit whilst sucking his dick at the same time

she was played the bag pipes so long that her armpit got chaffed.

bag pipes by tyler March 9, 2005

Bag Pipes

When you're banging a girl, and she's fake moaning so badly it sounds like a dude playing the bag pipes.

That silly bitch is so fucking bag pipes.

Bag Pipes by misfit December 7, 2003

Bag Pipes

When a woman's natural breasts are so big that when she lays flat on her back they fall under her armpits.

I bet when she lays down she can play them bag pipes !

Bag Pipes by SirEnglebertHumperdink March 18, 2017

they don't bring out the bag pipes for just anyone 

an expression used to describe a scenario in which elaborate or "over-the-top" preparations/decorations are set-up for particularly special groups or individuals.

Person 1: "Wow...look how lavishly this office is decorated!! This guy must be really important!"

Person 2: "Well you know, they don't bring out the bag pipes for just anyone..."

they don't bring out the bag pipes for just anyone by jaybee173 December 7, 2011

Midieval Bag pipes 

This is when you are dressed up in full midieval attire (knight armor, renaissance clothes, kings, queens ect...) and are getting head from a chick, while you move the handle of your sword in and out of your ass.

At the last renaissance fair, Lady Marrion and my self had a lovely time playing the midieval bag pipes....

Midieval Bag pipes by Elishiuos May 25, 2006

Gillen Bag Pipe 

While doing doggy style you reach around with one hand and fiddle the vagina and with the other hand play with the breast.

Mom told Ally that last night Dad did me doggy style while fiddling with my vagina and playing with my boob. He called it the Gillen Bag Pipe.

Gillen Bag Pipe by CougarDAD December 22, 2008