Ultimate cock rock

Walking around one's house, playing guitar, with one's penis in full view.

Everything was fine until David Lee Roth played his Ultimate cock rock show in my living room.

by Misfit December 19, 2003

Bag Pipes

When you're banging a girl, and she's fake moaning so badly it sounds like a dude playing the bag pipes.

That silly bitch is so fucking bag pipes.

by misfit December 07, 2003

Heat Vent

The act of passing gas on a sexual partnets face after orgasm.

Everything was fine until Debra gave me a Heat Vent.

by Misfit December 19, 2003

Frode

A creature none-lovealbe, who like young girls under 16.

Frode "Hi, can I fuck you?
Silje "Not anymore, I just turnd sixsteen"

by misfit May 06, 2005

Prison Beer

Drinking the urine of an inmate following his or her intoxication by other prison "moon-shines".

Hey mang, wanna get loaded, I got some prison beer!

by Misfit December 19, 2003

Mop slap

To slap one with a hand that is covered in
semen

Dammit, who had the bright fucking idea of mop slapping me?

by Misfit August 23, 2004

going steady

What white kids in the 50's called "dating"

Johnny gave me his pin at the dance ... now I know we're going steady!

by Misfit February 18, 2004