Uber-gay. So gay your testosterone level drops just looking at it. Note that this phrase can be used to describe anything, either human or object, that is very gay-looking.
Person 1: So, what do you think of my newshirt?
Person 2: Nice colours. It's gayer than a bag of penises, dude.
Person A: Have you met the new guy? What's he like.
Person B: Pretty fruity, mate. He's gayer than a bag of penises.
Gayer than your average bear! very very gay! so gay you could stand a flag pole in there anus and pack the sides with mounds of pubic hair for a more compact feel.
Scotts outerwear is a pink fish-net vest, bright coloured ass-less drainpipes and sporting glittery fairy wings along with his boyfriends dancing to YMCA and rubbing oil into there exposed nipples. therefore he would be and this would be 'gayer than a bag of dicks'