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badonkamonkey 

1) A monkey with a huge ass

2) snookie
dude that badonkamonkey is showin off his ass.
badonkamonkey by thebootsybeast November 2, 2010
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badonkahonkey 

White boy, orig. from the rural or small town South who is crazy about black girls, esp. with that badonkbadonk thing going on, but due to racism is continually frustrated in his pursuit of his ideal lover.
or
Male of the caucasian persuasian with a preference in females dictated by a slender waste violently curving out as it explodes into a juicy booty.
or
White girl with an ass like Beyonce.
The Chairman of the Board of Lehman Brothers referred to Stephen as a badonkahonkey as a justification for rejecting his loan application.
or
Don't waste your time mackin on that ho, g, she a rabbit chaser, she only into badonkahonkeys.
or
My sister-in-law can set a Champagne flute on her badonkadonk and walk across the room like she the badonkahonkey of the month cause she won't spill a drop.
badonkahonkey by frownandpops June 11, 2010

badonkadonkey 

A woman who possesses a beautiful round posterior, but unfortunately is otherwise quite unattractive.
" Dude, this girl ahead of me in line had a Fine Ass J-Lo booty but when she turned around I saw she was a total BadonkaDonkey"

badonkadonkey 

A donkey, (equus asinus) with an abnormally large posterior (gluteus maximus).

Or, an ass with a big ass.
"Man, that mule has a big butt"

"Yeah, it's a real badonkadonkey"
badonkadonkey by Cracker2000 August 23, 2004

badonkadonkey 

A person who is a jerk, with a large buttox.
"That person is an asshole, and has a large ass.
What a badonkadonkey".

Badonkadonkey 

A girl that when at first glance, and viewed from afar, appears to have a sweet ass and tig ol' bitties, but upon closer inspection turns out to have a jacked-up donkey face.
Yo, that girl is a badonkadonkey but she's got a phat ass booty!
Badonkadonkey by MtnRyan July 22, 2012

Badonkahonkers 

Tits boobs and other words for breasts
Wow bro that girl has some massive badonkahonkers.
Badonkahonkers by Gevman December 3, 2019
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