bad things
bad things by LatarianMilton April 24, 2009
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do me bad things
do me bad things by Noxema-Tapioca March 7, 2009
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bad things • do me bad things • The Bad Thing • Do a bad thing • ***DISCLAIMER***: i did not actually [bad thing] This was a form of comedic expression where I say something outrageous that I actually didn't do, but say I did. • Let's hop on the good foot, and do the bad thing • Badthing000 • bathing suit • bathing suit hickey • Bathing Stocks
Let's hop on the good foot, and do the bad thing
Let's hop on the good foot, and do the bad thing by Lunarcondor April 1, 2010
***DISCLAIMER***: i did not actually [bad thing] This was a form of comedic expression where I say something outrageous that I actually didn't do, but say I did.
Saying: "***DISCLAIMER***: i did not actually bad thing This was a form of comedic expression where I say something outrageous that I actually didn't do, but say I did." Is a form of comedic expression where I say something outrageous that I actually didn't do, but say I did, then put a disclaimer confirming that the outrageous thing I said I did was a joke, even if it was obvious it was a joke without the disclaimer
The Bad Thing
Erectile dysfunction; the inability of a man to achieve or maintain an erection sufficient for his sexual needs or the needs of his partner.
John: You fuck lucy last night?
Matt: Not exactly...
John: how come dude
Matt: you know man, the bad thing happened
Matt: Not exactly...
John: how come dude
Matt: you know man, the bad thing happened
The Bad Thing by shhh566556 February 15, 2009
bad court thingy
A mistrial.
Lionel Hutz: I move for a bad court thingy.
Judge: You mean a mistrial?
Lionel Hutz: Yeah, that's why you're the judge, and I'm the law talkin' guy...
Judge: You mean a mistrial?
Lionel Hutz: Yeah, that's why you're the judge, and I'm the law talkin' guy...
bad court thingy by marsneedstowels July 8, 2011
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