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do me bad things 

1. Sodomise me
2. a really crap rock band from the early '00s
line from a really distasteful RRP porn:
"mama, help me, nasty men do me bad things"

Let's hop on the good foot, and do the bad thing 

As quoted by Austin Powers in his movies, to have sexual intercourse.
"Come on baby, Yeah! Let's hop on the good foot, and do the bad thing."

Do a bad thing 

Hold on man I got do a bad thing.
Do a bad thing by frick11 February 24, 2010

***DISCLAIMER***: i did not actually [bad thing] This was a form of comedic expression where I say something outrageous that I actually didn't do, but say I did. 

Saying: "***DISCLAIMER***: i did not actually bad thing This was a form of comedic expression where I say something outrageous that I actually didn't do, but say I did." Is a form of comedic expression where I say something outrageous that I actually didn't do, but say I did, then put a disclaimer confirming that the outrageous thing I said I did was a joke, even if it was obvious it was a joke without the disclaimer
Person 1: I fucked my mom ***DISCLAIMER***: i did not actually bad thing This was a form of comedic expression where I say something outrageous that I actually didn't do, but say I did.
Person 2: PFFT- WHY THE DISCLAIMER? 💀💀

The Bad Thing  

Erectile dysfunction; the inability of a man to achieve or maintain an erection sufficient for his sexual needs or the needs of his partner.
John: You fuck lucy last night?
Matt: Not exactly...
John: how come dude
Matt: you know man, the bad thing happened
The Bad Thing by shhh566556 February 15, 2009

bad court thingy 

A mistrial.
Lionel Hutz: I move for a bad court thingy.

Judge: You mean a mistrial?

Lionel Hutz: Yeah, that's why you're the judge, and I'm the law talkin' guy...