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baconslag 

Another word used to describe an idiot, usually followed immediately after someone does something stupid. Originally coined by Joe Stafford.
*Tom Bucher-Flynn kicks the football in to the river
Joe Stafford: "Bucher you baconslag!"
*Everyone else laughs
baconslag by TheBiggestCheese May 20, 2011
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baconplays_121 

baconplays_121 is the name of someone who you would know as someone who is a master of gunslinging and swordfights. A noble person at that.
Dude how are you so good at fighting your like a baconplays_121
baconplays_121 by baconplays July 21, 2023

Baconology 

The belief that God put man on earth to make, and consume bacon.
I'm not a Christian, I left it for the more lucrative Baconology
Baconology by DarthMoose December 11, 2010

Baconsolation 

The act of comforting or consoling someone with bacon.
Mom told Betty not to worry about being called fat at school. She explained that lots of famous and successful people were morbidly obese, as she dished out some soothing baconsolation in the form of a few smoky and warm rashers of fine swine.
Baconsolation by KrisBBacon January 14, 2009

Baconfag 

A person on the internet who constantly raves about bacon talks about how good it is so much it ruins it.
Baconfag: "OMFG BACCCCOOONNNNN SOOOO GOOODDDD DSKFJAJHASJHAHDSKSDHAJD BACON"

Normal person: "Yeah bacon is pretty good..."

Baconfag: "BAACCCOOOOONNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!"

Normal person: "Okay you can shut up now..."
Baconfag by Random0201 August 12, 2012

baconswag 

The state of euphoria induced only through bacon indulgence.
Mark woke up in a terrible mood, but after eating a delicious breakfast that included bacon, he got his baconswag back.
baconswag by baconswag June 24, 2014
hot sexy person that almost no one likes but people like because im so cool

lali: i love you bacon you my bestie!

toble: whos bacon?

lali: the best person ever!!

toble: not true
baconsoap is so cool! wish they were my friend
baconsoap by baconnnnn August 8, 2021
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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