baconslag

Another word used to describe an idiot, usually followed immediately after someone does something stupid. Originally coined by Joe Stafford.

*Tom Bucher-Flynn kicks the football in to the river
Joe Stafford: "Bucher you baconslag!"
*Everyone else laughs

by TheBiggestCheese May 20, 2011

baconplays_121

baconplays_121 is the name of someone who you would know as someone who is a master of gunslinging and swordfights. A noble person at that.

Dude how are you so good at fighting your like a baconplays_121

by baconplays July 21, 2023

Baconology

The belief that God put man on earth to make, and consume bacon.

I'm not a Christian, I left it for the more lucrative Baconology

by DarthMoose December 11, 2010

Baconsolation

The act of comforting or consoling someone with bacon.

Mom told Betty not to worry about being called fat at school. She explained that lots of famous and successful people were morbidly obese, as she dished out some soothing baconsolation in the form of a few smoky and warm rashers of fine swine.

by KrisBBacon January 14, 2009

Baconfag

A person on the internet who constantly raves about bacon talks about how good it is so much it ruins it.

Baconfag: "OMFG BACCCCOOONNNNN SOOOO GOOODDDD DSKFJAJHASJHAHDSKSDHAJD BACON"

Normal person: "Yeah bacon is pretty good..."

Baconfag: "BAACCCOOOOONNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!"

Normal person: "Okay you can shut up now..."

by Random0201 August 12, 2012

baconswag

The state of euphoria induced only through bacon indulgence.

Mark woke up in a terrible mood, but after eating a delicious breakfast that included bacon, he got his baconswag back.

by baconswag June 24, 2014

baconsoap

hot sexy person that almost no one likes but people like because im so cool

lali: i love you bacon you my bestie!

toble: whos bacon?

lali: the best person ever!!

toble: not true

baconsoap is so cool! wish they were my friend

by baconnnnn August 8, 2021