baconsoap

hot sexy person that almost no one likes but people like because im so cool

lali: i love you bacon you my bestie!

toble: whos bacon?

lali: the best person ever!!

toble: not true

baconsoap is so cool! wish they were my friend

baconsoap by baconnnnn August 8, 2021

baconophobia 

n. Fear of Roblox bacons.
Originally named beluxophobia.

Bacon: Hello th-

Some random guy: AHH GO AWAY FROM ME I HAVE BACONOPHOBIA

baconophobia by ThePhobiaGuy May 12, 2021

Bacontopia 

-noun
1) A realm in which the streets are paved with, the fruit of the trees are, and the very air is filled with bacon; a bacon-lover's paradise
2) A euphoric, nearly orgasmic state a person can be in after consuming the perfect amount of bacon with their meal

1) "I had the dream again: I was in bacontopia and it was awesome!"
2) There was so much bacon on my pizza... was in bacontopia!

Bacontopia by FTfreakingW April 12, 2010

Baconsolation 

The act of comforting or consoling someone with bacon.

Mom told Betty not to worry about being called fat at school. She explained that lots of famous and successful people were morbidly obese, as she dished out some soothing baconsolation in the form of a few smoky and warm rashers of fine swine.

Baconsolation by KrisBBacon January 14, 2009

baconsupremacy 

block unfriend done report

I say raph mom look like my smell now no liar me baconsupremacy ur mom no dead sir

baconsupremacy by no bully rat >:C May 5, 2022

baconswag 

The state of euphoria induced only through bacon indulgence.

Mark woke up in a terrible mood, but after eating a delicious breakfast that included bacon, he got his baconswag back.

baconswag by baconswag June 24, 2014

baconship 

The relationship between two males who cook each other bacon, normally in a bromance

Max: Here's the bacon sandwich i made for you bro

Oli: Bro, that's bare. So glad we have a baconship

baconship by Philpott359 May 9, 2013