Baconfag 

A person on the internet who constantly raves about bacon talks about how good it is so much it ruins it.

Baconfag: "OMFG BACCCCOOONNNNN SOOOO GOOODDDD DSKFJAJHASJHAHDSKSDHAJD BACON"

Normal person: "Yeah bacon is pretty good..."

Baconfag: "BAACCCOOOOONNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!"

Normal person: "Okay you can shut up now..."

Baconfag by Random0201 August 12, 2012

Baconface

Condition caused by excessive whiskey consumption, especially prevalent amongst older Scottish gentlemen. traditionally treated by wrapping a muslin cloth, or bastard rag, around the face.

Alex's drink problem has turned him into an old baconface.

Baconface by Torchy the Battery Boy December 2, 2010

baconfaced 

To be drunk absolutely shitfaced in fact.

Lord Scrote, would you care for another gin?

No thanks Miss fotheringay, I'm totally baconfaced and another would make me puke

baconfaced by mr_Rodan October 25, 2006