Baconry 

The art or act of using bacon in all its glory.

Leroy was a failure at many things; except when it came to baconry. Inventor of Bacon cologne, bacon flavored condoms and tooth paste- his imagination had no limits to the endless possibilities in which bacon could be deployed.

Baconry by Ruiner81 June 21, 2011

baconcy 

the availability and/or presence of bacon.

if you have no bacon you have a no baconcy, lots of bacon supreme baconcy

baconcy by Fulano87 November 24, 2009

baconly 

When no amount of emotion will measure up, only baconly will suffice.

"Republican: You say you hate what I stand for so much that you can't describe it. I challenge you to at least TRY.

Me: I hate you baconly. Nothing is more supremely intense than baconly. "

Only to be used in situations of positive emotion when speaking of someone you're willing to go ATM with: "I love you baconly. That's a lot of fucking love."

baconly by Decrease.World.Suck. October 22, 2012

bacony 

it is the laotian word for bitch.

you stupid bacony.that girl is a bacony

bacony by baka_kuso_yarou December 7, 2004

baconropes

Baconropes are attached to the Gluteus Pricycle which is located just below the spine which is the same as the spine on a book, except the spine on a book is usually attached to the pages with glue whereas a spine spine (as in a spine, not a spine) is in fact attached to the rest of the body with skin tissue, otherwise known as Ewww (technical name). Within the skin tissue are located a number of organs, the same type which can be found in a large church. If you play the internal organs in b flat you will find that you will undoubtedly shit yourself.

Ouch, Pricey t-bagged me when I wasn't expecting it and I pulled both of my baconropes.

baconropes by Max the milkman January 17, 2009

baconcy 

That horrible feeling when you thought you had bacon but just realized that you had already run out, are are now bacon-less.

There is a baconcy in my heart.

baconcy by large91 April 25, 2015

bacorny 

something or someone that is really wack; awful or foul

That show was so BACORNY, the rappers had no lyrical skills at all.

bacorny by Kenny Liimatta April 17, 2003