backyardi 

party in your backyard
back-yard-ee (as in party)

I am having a backyardi for my 25th birthday party!

backyardi by honeybee_lover May 3, 2011

backwards alphabet 

Saying the alphabet backwards, from Z to A. Thanks to the Captain Kangaroo show, which aired it so very, very many times, I somehow managed to memorize it & can say it in 3 Seconds flat! No kidding!

People doubt that I can say the backwards alphabet & are shocked when I accomplish it! They always ask how I can do that!

backwards alphabet by Starchylde May 21, 2016

backyard mechanic 

Someone who works on & fixes cars on their own property.

John was quite the backyard mechanic & spent decades fixing cars, his GTO especially.

backyard mechanic by Starchylde June 15, 2016

avetard backyard 

The backyard of the Avetards at The Ave. If you go out back, you can for sure find a shit ton of trash just sitting on the porch and bunch of dog shit in the lawn out back. The trash on the porch can consist of fast food, juul pods, and the trash bag with all the trash from inside that they just throw out back.

I entered The Ave from the Avetard backyard but that shit was impossible because there was dog shit and trash everywhere.

avetard backyard by TurnM3Up December 9, 2019

Bacardi 151

On the technical side, Bacardi 151 is a liquor developed by the Bacardi Corporation, based out of Hamilton, Bermuda. It is 75.5% alcohol by volume, hence the name. 75.5 % ABV is 151 proof. It is also the same alcohol content used in the fuel for a V2 rocket.

That moves us on to the less technical side, the reason you came here instead of Wikipedia. I would say that Bacardi 151 is the devil, but the truth is that the devil actually rejects its use in his parties in Hell because it is simply too flammable. Bacardi 151 is an eldritch horror, born not in Bermuda, but in some dark place where things that feast on human corruption grow large in the shadows. To say that it is not fit for human consumption is an understatement. Stories end when it is mentioned. Men sob. Bears die.

Whoever said "all things in moderation" was not discussing this spirit. Moderation is not the key here. This beverage looks at moderation, laughs, and says something so raunchy about its mother that it snaps. Two lightly mixed drinks with Bacardi 151 will have you throwing up, walking into glass doors like a confused bird, and questioning your own existence on a night you intended to spend celebrating.

Bacardi 151 is a bad idea. I would say to kill it with fire, but unless you want an ungodly explosion of glass and piss-colored fuel from Hitler's vengeance weapon, you really should just pour it out in honor of all the people who I am sure it has killed.

The defendant drank three shots of Bacardi 151, consumed a parakeet, then jumped onto the hood of a police car and defecated. When arrested, he stated that he was "Giving the officer the bird." No parakeet bone or feather fragments were found in his stool.

Bacardi 151 by TudorGothicSerpent January 25, 2014

Lana Backwards 

Just don’t. If u make this joke ur a little shit who is making someone feel bad for something they can’t change. Don’t be a twat leave it!

Hahahaha Lana backwards! So funny! Ur never gonna live this down.

Lana Backwards by Don’t even know mate April 14, 2020

backwards mechanic 

An inconspicuous way to call a male "gay"

Hey Mildred! I think our man Jebus over there is a backwards mechanic.

backwards mechanic by "El Geman Chocolate" April 20, 2017