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backwank

To get revenge on a partners refusal to participitate in sexyness - once the said partypooper is asleep unleash hellfire and throw arcings rope of jism upon her unsuspecting bare back.
Rob - "Did you and Fran get rude last night ?"

Steve - "No, the bitch wasnt interested - had to settle for a backwank instead! Her back's as smooth as an eel now!"
by Roberto Polenzo November 3, 2007
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backwang

A name given to those who have an inward dick.
Hey Backwang! Come here!
by ShervinX July 19, 2007
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backwack

Defintion 1: to inadvertently hit someone with your backpack due to:
1. Forgetting you are wearing it.

2. Misjudging the depth a backpack adds to your frame

Defintion 2: Backwacker: a person who backwacks
Person 1: Hey, how did you get that scrape on your face?
Person 2: I was backwacked on the subway ride to work today.
by psloper November 18, 2009
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Backranker

A term used for a person in chess who checkmates the other guys king with a rook on the back rank of the board. Usually when a king is castled with 3 pawns in front of it, the rook slides down to that rank and the king is stuck behind the pawns and cannot escape leading to checkmate.
Chess player one: How did that guy win?
Chess player two: He was a backranker.
Chess player one: :(
by TheRaginRussian June 12, 2014
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Backwang

A swearing asexual person who flicks off everyone in sight.
That backwang flicked me off!
by Backwang November 16, 2006
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Backwang

Backwang/Back Wang:
Student slang localised in Ireland. Two primary meanings:
1, The Coccyx (or Tail Bone), a bone at the end of the spine composed of fused vertebrae.
2, Someone who is absurdly or singularily socially incompetent.
1, 'I fell and hurt my back wang'
'I can feel your back wang'
2, 'Keep the jelly in the bowl you backwang!'
'Stop biting me backwang!'
by Kaiser Sma March 22, 2005
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Back Wank

The act of placing the penis between your legs so that it protrudes behind you and then masturbating. You are then able to observe yourself in a mirror and it will look as if you have a minge. You may then imagine that this minge belongs to the female of your choice. This can be handy if no pornography is available and the bishop is asking for a bashing.
I had to wank last night and my wife had chucked all my porn. So I had a back wank and pretend I was looking at Kate Moss.
by Ben Gee July 27, 2007
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