back wood 

The act of laying prone on your stomach with a wooden dildo strapped around your waist, situated with the base on your back, facing up. Another person then rides the aforementioned dildo as though the prone individual were a trotting horse.

Cathy prefers doing back wood while in full English riding dress.

back wood by Swiping Left October 6, 2019

Back wood gapped tooth cousin fucker 

A country person with a fucked up grill/ teeth who can't find sex anywhere else but with his/her cousin and they make a bad habit of it to the point sometimes of having kids together.

Guy1- Man Ricky's parents look just alike.

Guy2- Thats because they are cousins.

Guy1- So he has that webbed foot because they are a couple of Back wood gapped tooth cousin fuckers

Back wood gapped tooth cousin fucker by Leoheart December 12, 2010

Back-Wooded 

To be sexually assaulted by a hillbilly in a rural, mountainous setting.

"I heard Kevin was back-wooded by a banjo toting hillbilly named Jim-Bob", said John.

Back-Wooded by Phillphd September 3, 2013

Back Woods Pussy 

A woman from the back Woods, holler, one horse town, muddin hole, etc An outlaw woman..may or may not be attractive, but is always down to shotgun a beer, show off her toys, or hook em up and have a toe off. (Weakness : Dually Trucks & back Woods dudes) BWP for short

"Man I'm so glad we came to the country for my bachelor party I got some back woods pussy"

Back Woods Pussy by Slomka042 May 14, 2021

back woods billy goat 

poorly educated, ignorant, redneck individuals

"Billy Joe and Sally Mae threw a great shindig too bad they are such back woods billy goats"

back woods billy goat by Norcalgal January 3, 2013

Canadian Back-Woodsman 

Fill a guys hairy ass with syrup and then lay under him while he squats over your face.

Jenny showed me a Canadian Back-woodsman, never again!

Canadian Back-Woodsman by Kerminator80 December 3, 2020

Back of the woods 

A hillbilly who lives near the sketchy area of the country where there is nothing but woods, meth labs, and missing children.

Look at that back of the woods hillbilly! He’s smoked away all his teeth!

Back of the woods by XXX420StraightEdgeBlazeItXXX February 11, 2019