back waiter 

front waiter's assistant, quarterback, slave

Joe, the front waiter, frequently got pissed off at his back waiter, Clarissa, because she never properly introduced the dessert cheese platter. Clarissa frequently got pissed off at Joe for ordering her around like a diva so she started smoking cigarettes when she was supposed to be clearing plates, much to Joe's dismay.

back waiter by KMartt August 20, 2007

back-water viper 

n. The homosexual act of one man sneaking up behind another, attempting to grab his genitals, inflicting pain in the process.

Randy Jackson snuck up behind Clay Aiken in the shower and gave that bitch a back-water viper.

back-water viper by N.B. April 25, 2006

Back-water heroin 

Herion that was smuggled in through the warm and cozy compounds of a white-colar businessman's asshole on an airplane or though the bordor into the US.

George Carlin says that if we start killing off all the white-colar bussinessman, then the amount of herion will greatly decrease.

"Man look at all this heroin :D"
"Dude is this shit back-water heroin?"
"of course!"

Back-water heroin by Matthe August 9, 2006

Coochie Back Water

Old stagnant semen left in a vagina. Usually overnight but sometimes longer.

Bethany did that gang bang last night and now is leaking coochie back water.

Coochie Back Water by G!Zm0 June 28, 2026

Coochie Back Water

Old stagnant semen left in a vagina. Usually overnight but sometimes longer.

Bethany did that gang bang last night and now is leaking coochie back water.

Coochie Back Water by G!Zm0 June 28, 2026

water back 

A glass of water you will get as a follow-up when ordering a shot or a beer.

May I have a martini and a water back?

water back by purpleyamcrunch August 30, 2018

Water back 

mexicans that cant afford water and smell like tacos

u water back
what the hack dude thats racist

Water back by Bigpapi2458 December 29, 2018