back waiter

front waiter's assistant, quarterback, slave

Joe, the front waiter, frequently got pissed off at his back waiter, Clarissa, because she never properly introduced the dessert cheese platter. Clarissa frequently got pissed off at Joe for ordering her around like a diva so she started smoking cigarettes when she was supposed to be clearing plates, much to Joe's dismay.

by KMartt August 20, 2007

back-water viper

n. The homosexual act of one man sneaking up behind another, attempting to grab his genitals, inflicting pain in the process.

Randy Jackson snuck up behind Clay Aiken in the shower and gave that bitch a back-water viper.

by N.B. April 25, 2006

Back-water heroin

Herion that was smuggled in through the warm and cozy compounds of a white-colar businessman's asshole on an airplane or though the bordor into the US.

George Carlin says that if we start killing off all the white-colar bussinessman, then the amount of herion will greatly decrease.

"Man look at all this heroin :D"
"Dude is this shit back-water heroin?"
"of course!"

by Matthe August 9, 2006

water back

A glass of water you will get as a follow-up when ordering a shot or a beer.

May I have a martini and a water back?

by purpleyamcrunch August 30, 2018

Water back

mexicans that cant afford water and smell like tacos

u water back
what the hack dude thats racist

by Bigpapi2458 December 29, 2018

Back door water heater

When one partner sits on the face of another partner while holding in a hot water enema.

That hot chick in accounting just offered me a back door water heater, should I go for it?

by M. Byrd March 1, 2024

Water back

American born Mexican who works blue collar.

Gon’ get on the scaffold now water back.

by Saucy Sal February 19, 2026