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backyard mechanic 

Someone who works on & fixes cars on their own property.
John was quite the backyard mechanic & spent decades fixing cars, his GTO especially.
backyard mechanic by Starchylde June 15, 2016
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avetard backyard 

The backyard of the Avetards at The Ave. If you go out back, you can for sure find a shit ton of trash just sitting on the porch and bunch of dog shit in the lawn out back. The trash on the porch can consist of fast food, juul pods, and the trash bag with all the trash from inside that they just throw out back.
I entered The Ave from the Avetard backyard but that shit was impossible because there was dog shit and trash everywhere.
avetard backyard by TurnM3Up December 9, 2019

Joey Batey

Joey Batey is an 82 year old actor/singer. He was born January 1 1938 somewhere in the UK. At the moment, he has given up on love after 3 failed marriages and losing both his children in the custody battle in 1962. He has 5 grandchildren and as far as we know, he has met none of them due to his children being terrified of his baking skills, or lack thereof. Batey starred in shows and movies such as The Witcher, The White Queen, The Riot Club, and he even voiced Pinkie Pie in My Little Pony.
friend: did you know joey batey has had 3 failed marriages?
me: really?

friend: yeah
me: ok
Joey Batey by joeyplznoticeethan April 26, 2020

Wakey wakey, eggs and bakey 

Something you say to wake someone up gently. Implies that breakfast is ready, including bacon and eggs.

Note: There is almost never any bacon and eggs.
"Wakey wakey, eggs and bakey."

*Yawn* "Really?"

"No."
Whats used to describe characters or people that are super pure or cute in general.
“Wow.. Himiko is so babey!”
Babey by MiuIruma August 1, 2019

messy backyard 

A hairy, unkempt or otherwise disgusting asshole, or peri asshole region. May involve shart residua, clingons, etc.
As Chachi knelt down to probe Sven's winking one eye, he was confronted by a dense thicket of hair and other unsavory items. Chachi urged Sven to scorch the earth of his messy backyard.
messy backyard by Harold Balsagna October 23, 2006
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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