baby puncher 

Something that causes extreme frustration. A level of frustration that would cause a person to punch a baby.

"This game is such a fucking baby puncher!"
"TRAFFIC IS SUPER BAD! IT'S A REAL BABY PUNCHER OUT THERE"

baby puncher by gomer_the_sissy September 30, 2010

Tongue punched her baby maker 

A phrase used to describe one being eaten out aka one person causing a female pleasure with their tongue in the female's vagina.

Tanya: "Yo, Felicia did you hear about Jessica? Jack tongue punched her baby maker!"

Felicia: "Whaaa? I bet his curly hair tickled her vagina."

Tongue punched her baby maker by pinkcherryman1 November 22, 2011

Babypunchterbation 

The act of Masturbation while watching a baby get punched.

DUDE, are you jacking off to a video of a baby getting punched!

Its babypunchterbation, dont judge me...

Babypunchterbation by Jaden) November 23, 2010

babypuncher 

Slang to describe a large penis.

I went home the other night and this guys babypuncher may have dislodged my kidney.

babypuncher by John55 June 30, 2007

BabyPuncher1982

He totally doesn't punch babies.

"I don't punch babies and this is awesome!"
— BabyPuncher1982

BabyPuncher1982 by 7568ino February 19, 2024