Skip to main content

Hand Baby 

When a female tries to get pregnant unbeknownst to the male by transferring sperm “with the hand” from the stomach, buttocks, mouth, etc to the vagina for the purposes of relationship entrapment.

Any child produced for or by the aforementioned method.
Mike dumped his girlfriend when he saw her trying to make a Hand Baby.
Hand Baby by SleepyZ April 9, 2004

Second-Hand Baby 

A screaming child in a restaurant, airplane, or other public enclosed space where you can't get away from the sound.
Kathy and I were at this nice dinner the other night and it was totally ruined by the Second-Hand Baby. We had to leave before dessert.
Second-Hand Baby by scottdrums January 14, 2014

Baby Hands 

A girl with incredibly small hands
Dude look at Stacey, she totally is a baby hands
Baby Hands by Chromelaces June 11, 2011

Baby Hands 

Quick repetitive dual handed jabs; the hands can be no farther than 3 inches apart. Usually used as a form of self defense in a street football or basketball game.
"Dude, you dropped that perfect pass. What happened?"

"Matt unleashed his baby hands."
Baby Hands by Rabies Baby March 7, 2010

baby hands 

a girl with incredibly small hands even if they are taller then another and there hands are smaller
Kayla Davis has baby hands cause she is taller then Sophia but Sophia has bigger hands
baby hands by sxphia March 23, 2021

baby hands 

a term used to tell someone that there girlfriends boobs are small
matt: my girls tits are big
randy: Ya! if you got baby hands
baby hands by Clinton norton June 18, 2007