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Another nickname for Putin’s Puppet, the 45th POTUS.
Baby Don is a childish dictator/mafia don wannabe who is also an idiot, in the mixed cultural genres of “Baby Doc Duvalier” of Haiti and a small-time mafia don.
Baby Don by Dr Bunnygirl October 30, 2019
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Don't Pull Out Your Own Baby 

-As seen on Keeping Up with the Kardashians, Kourtney Kardashian pulls out her own baby.

-A phrase similar to "Hold your horses" or "Don't count your chickens before they hatch."
-To be used when a person is impatient.
"Oh my God. Our food needs to hurry up and get here!"

"Whoa, now. Don't pull out your own baby!"

Don't Touch The Baby's Milk! 

1. The baby's milk that you should not touch.
2. Something that you should not touch.
1.
P1: "Hey man! Don't touch the baby's milk!"
P2: "BUT WE'RE OUT OF REGULAR MILK!"

2.
P1: "Hey man! Don't touch the baby's milk!"
P2: "YOU DON'T TOUCH IT YOU DICK!

don't drop a baby 

don't f*** up
Albert, don't drop a baby on that task!

Don't Rape the Baby 

Words you should always have close to your heart.
Remember, Having sex with a child may feel good, but you still shouldn't do it.
1: Hey there cute little baby. How are you today. I tell you what we'll do, I'll just stick that in there like that and then...
2: Oi! What the hell are you doing?!
1: What?
2: Man, don't rape the baby, what the hell is wrong with you?!

don't smother the baby 

Don't knock something before you try it.
John:"i don't think that idea would work jim, its too boring"
Jim:"Don't smother the baby John, Lets try it first."

Don't move your booty, my baby 

In sex, after doing the "Crouching Tiger" either in a homosexual or heterosexual couple, the one that was down (Bottom) tends to move the booty asking for more. Then, the one that goes up (Top) responds: "Don't move your bootty, baby "to express that he can't give more.
The Bottom: —moves her butt—

The Top: Please, Don't move your booty, my baby, I can't satisfy you anymore.
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Failure Shower 

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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

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