baby christian
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Christian baby
A Christian baby (named after a genre of quora questions) is a hypothetical where the scenario described is made such that the only good outcome is predetermined by the asker (i.e. converting to christianity)
P1: if hitler was trapped in a building with one thousand orphans and the only way to save the orphans was to save hitler would you save him?
P2: that is such a christian baby
P2: that is such a christian baby
Christian baby by Gummy34 January 5, 2024
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Christina the Baby Stuffs
The 3 reasons your best friend gives, to not hang out tonight.
Christina can be substituted with your friend's girls name.
The Baby can be substituted with Work or School tomorrow.
Stuff CANNOT be substituted. It isn't really a proper excuse, and is more than likely a lie just to get you off the phone.
This classic excuse is usually given by the mayor of Cappy-o Town
Christina can be substituted with your friend's girls name.
The Baby can be substituted with Work or School tomorrow.
Stuff CANNOT be substituted. It isn't really a proper excuse, and is more than likely a lie just to get you off the phone.
This classic excuse is usually given by the mayor of Cappy-o Town
Jefe: You wanna hang out tonight? It's a Division matchup on Monday Night Football, Bears Vikings
Big Cranium: I can't man.........Christina the Baby Stuffs
Big Cranium: I can't man.........Christina the Baby Stuffs
Christina the Baby Stuffs by ScaldedDog August 25, 2009
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026
Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026
prickup
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable