is a common condition among
new yorkers that is characterized by excessively dramatic reactions that are
disproportionate to the situation at hand. Symptoms usually include but are not limited to, strange noises in place of words(such as ugggghhhhh), rolling of the eyes and in extreme cases stomping of the feet.
Dramatosis bambosis is highly
contagious and there is no known cure.
a tomatoe flies by you and your
neighbor catches it and some happens to squirt on you. Someone with Dramatosis Bambosis might stand up throw a
water bottle threaten to squirt ketchup
and then yelp out a loud UGH and stomp away never to return to the table