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B E A N S 

THY MOST TASTY SUBSTANCE IN ALL OF 'MERICA AND ALL OTHER 50 STAETS AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HOLY SH- SHE MAKIN B E A N S
B E A N S by leplush man hahaha September 29, 2021

The B.E.A.N.S 

The B.E.A.N.S, AKA;
The Billionaire Eradication Anarchist News Society.

An anarchist group seeking out vengeance on the corrupt.
Previously having exposed lies from people such as 'beanz bezos'
Mark: "JOHN QUICK HIDE THE CASH THE B.E.A.N.S ARE HERE!"

John: "AH FUCK THEY'RE ONTO OUR CORRUPT POLITICAL SCHEME!"
The B.E.A.N.S by TheLonelyDutchJester September 1, 2023

L I M A B E A N S 

1. a vegetable
2. a reaction to the alternative spelling "weiner"
3. a reaction to moe getting a prank call
Kyle: bruh, your a weiner
Bart: L I M A B E A N S
L I M A B E A N S by KAMEORNEV November 10, 2022

L.E.S.B.I.A.N.S. 

(N.) an acronym for the Large Experimental Super Busty International Amazon Nuclear Squad. (think of a sci-fi version of Xena) Four women from the U.S. , England, France, and Germany get zapped by nuclear radiation and gain superpowers. Set to air on NBC in Fall 2003. Anne Heche set to guest star.
Hey, guess what I just did today? I just totally checked out some L.E.S.B.I.A.N.S.!
L.E.S.B.I.A.N.S. by G-Union May 19, 2003

I.H.B.P.F.J.A.S.T.M.N.E.Y.N.E.D.M.M.K.Y.A.M.A.I.T.T.R.T.D.I.Y.A.N.W.M.T.Y.A.M.E.O.A.S.D.I.A.I.W.D.W.I.M.Y.W.T. 

“I have brought peace, freedom, justice, and security to my new empire.”
“Your new empire?”
“Don’t make me kill you!”
“Anakin, my allegiance is to the Republic, to democracy!”
“If you are not with me, then you are my enemy.”
“Only a Sith deals in absolute. I will do what I must.”
“You will try.”
I’m not retyping that so I’m just gonna copy and paste: I.H.B.P.F.J.A.S.T.M.N.E.Y.N.E.D.M.M.K.Y.A.M.A.I.T.T.R.T.D.I.Y.A.N.W.M.T.Y.A.M.E.O.A.S.D.I.A.I.W.D.W.I.M.Y.W.T.

b.e.n.g.a.l.s 

bout every nigga got arrested last season
bill: the cincinnati bengals are trouble makers. jon: you know what b.e.n.g.a.l.s. stands for?
bill: what?
jon: bout every nigga got arrested last season.
b.e.n.g.a.l.s by jdub513 January 28, 2007
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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