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The B bob 

1. Going down on a teacher to pass a class if one is in danger of failing; 2. to avoid having to do a particularly difficult or time-consuming assignment or project or; 3. to eliminate having to do any work outside of class and only needing to put forth a minimal, "for show" effort while in the classroom.

Quite different from grade rape, the goal of the B bob is to avoid attracting unwanted attention from parents, peers or administrators who might raise an eyebrow at an unexpected and uncharacteristic grade increase. With that in mind, the teacher in question is not asked or expected to give the student an "A" for services rendered, but instead a nice, safe, not-at-all suspicious "B" should appear on the report card.
Krystal has had tons of free time after the B bob on her math teacher.

We all knew Mandy was going to fail until that slut pulled the B bob on Mr. Jahnke last week.

Baylie is practically flaunting not having to do the research project, that teacher's petter bitch better STFU and not shut down the B bob bonanza for the rest of us.

We all figured Monica was just a teacher whore because she seemed so innocent, so we were a little surprised when her BFF got drunk and revealed her B bob secret.

Listening to Melissa go on in detail about the B bob on her English teacher, I was half expecting to hear the tree fiddy line, but it seems she was legit.
The B bob by mandymoshottimus March 18, 2015
Modern hi-NRG trance DJ sensation, reached international fame for debut album 'Scratchin for Ryoko'.
Hey man, forget those playoff tickets we're going to see DJ Bob-b at the civic!
bob-b by DigitallyImported March 26, 2003

fuck ass bob (F.A.B.)

when someone you deeply admire looks fabulous
damnnn you're serving fuck ass bob (F.A.B.)

B-bobbin shizle biscuit 

Something that is kick-ass good!
#1: Check out dis new playa'

#2: Wow, man! Dat's a B-bobbin shizle biscuit!
B-bobbin shizle biscuit by Natch September 24, 2003

Bobby B Benson

A Bobby B Benson is someone who is secretly a furry and their fursona is a Bee. Their fetish is older women. They typically like to sit around being a party destroyer and suing people for fun as well. They usually hide out at bars and love watch football and lacross. They usually call their friends homie even though that's an old word.
"Do you see that guy over there in a bee costume, yeah he's like 24 and he hit one me, he's such a Bobby B Benson. "
Bobby B Benson by WindexXP July 16, 2018

B.O. Bobble Bizzle 

Term to define the most degenerate, ruthless, midget that terrorizes people and smob's smut like it is his job.
The B.O. Bobble Bizzle was at it again when he told Rich to go fuck himself.
B.O. Bobble Bizzle by PutIt2Work October 11, 2007
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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