aysis 

An all around amazing girl that is completely and utterly able to get any guy she wants, but doesn't truly want them. Theres just one guy she'll find that she really wants, and if you're that guy then don't fuck it up. She is hotter than your wildest dreams and sweeter than your grandmas Christmas cards, sexier than a mug and more badass than the average grizzly bear. Doesn't know whats really best for her; you need to help her make good decisions for herself and be a comstant support. If there's any chance she's mad at you, she probably is; talk to her about it until she realizes you mean no harm and it'll be alright.

Dude 1: Bro what the fuck happened to your car?!

Dude 2: Aysis slasher the tires and drew all over it but we're fine now. God shes a crazy bitch but I love her so much.

aysis by the guy who fucked it up November 24, 2018

Kobe Assist

NBA statistic that proves that missing shots is sometimes just as valuable as making them. A Kobe Assist is awarded when a player misses a basket, followed by an offensive rebound, leading directly to a field goal. Generally referred to as a put-back, tip-in, or follow.

Kobe's miss (with 20 seconds on shot clock) ricocheted upward from the rim before descending back down into the hands of Howard, who quickly put the ball in the basket for the Kobe Assist.

Kobe Assist by jameshunger October 30, 2013

Voluntary assisted dying 

It means that a person can ask a doctor to kill themselves. To do that they must be suffering an illness and have decision making capability. 99.9% of the people who are suffering an illness don't have decision making capability.

Voluntary assisted dying is the best way to kill yourself.

Voluntary assisted dying by OfficeMS July 16, 2023

Assish

The act of being an asshole.

Dude, that is totally assish of you to jack off in Travis's shampoo!

Assish by Fuzzy Walrus September 27, 2006

Aylish

A fairly intelligent, funny person that can accomplish something if she cared enough. Aylish is pretty, charming and an introvert, but if she warms up to you, one of the best friends you’ll ever have.

Yeah my friend’s a real Aylish

Aylish by MashedTatersAndFriedChicken February 22, 2019

pawsonal assistant 

As we move forward in time, a significant fraction of the human population is rejecting speciesism that humans all over the world are conditioned to. As the non-speciestic movement grows, more people are adopting non-human animals and providing them shelter in their homes. Like children, non-human animals need care on a daily basis and in some cases, need someone to be available at all times. It is inevitable that the adopting human might not be able to give care at all times and will need to hire a pawsonal assistant during these times to care for their non-human animal companions.

As Maria foresees traveling once a month, she is hiring a pawsonal assistant for her best friend, Foxy.

pawsonal assistant by Social-media Wordsmith August 21, 2018

Aysia

Aysia is the most loveable, kindhearted, talented girl you can ever meet.
She is so cute and friendly it's hard to fall out with her.
Top tips: If you ever meet this girl you will instantly fall in love as she is unique and one of a kind ;).
She gives the most amazing hugs and will respect everyone she is friends with.
Nevertheless she is 100% trustworthy and you can tell her absolutely anything!
This is why you should love Aysia.

Look an Aysia!

Ooooh, she is so beautiful!

Aysia by DizzzyD March 14, 2014