axte
I love you your a axte
axte by Clifffffff May 30, 2020
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Axtess
A variant of the English word "access". Used primarily among young adults in the US South, the word originates in Arkansas.
Axtess by I'm a Hoodie Ninja December 30, 2011
Axtell
A small town in rural Kearney County Nebraska. Best known for its disability service provider established in 1913 which provides many developmentally disabled people with jobs. NOTE: Please don't give any residents knifes, especially before asking "who's special?"
Axtell by KnowsallLynn August 17, 2010
axtell
An internet troll that gets banned from message boards, only to create an alt and return as if nothing happened.
The OP must be an axtell. How many times does he have to be banned before the moderators flag his IP?
axtell by just some guy on here February 5, 2014
Axteroid
belly-ache axtell
An extremely poisonous plant, indigenous to new england. Most parts of the plant are commonly smoked or chewed as a halucinage. While unpleasant, this is generally safe with the exception of one part of the plant. DO NOT ATTEMPT TO INGEST THE TWIG OF A BELLY-ACHE AXTELL, PUTTING THE TWIG IN YOUR MOUTH WILL RESULT IN EXTREME CASES OF HERPES AND GONHORREA.
Jesus christ olga, get that belly-ache axtell out of your mouth....don't you know what could happen?
belly-ache axtell by Major Johnson April 11, 2005
axten
Axten, such an annoying little shit head. He hates all things given to him. But he loves his family (sometimes). He’s very kind if your kind to him. Also has a hint off trump in him, kinda looked like Ellen degenerates in the early 2000s, is a cunt of a brother if he doesn’t get what he wants. But a great friend when you need someone to lift you up.
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.