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A variant of the English word "access". Used primarily among young adults in the US South, the word originates in Arkansas.
"Did you hear? So-and-so recently got hands-on axtess to a backstage pass!"
Axtess by I'm a Hoodie Ninja December 30, 2011
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A small town in rural Kearney County Nebraska. Best known for its disability service provider established in 1913 which provides many developmentally disabled people with jobs. NOTE: Please don't give any residents knifes, especially before asking "who's special?"
I went to Axtell on Friday to visit Aunt Lohan. Bad idea. She still tries to bite me.
Axtell by KnowsallLynn August 17, 2010
An internet troll that gets banned from message boards, only to create an alt and return as if nothing happened.
The OP must be an axtell. How many times does he have to be banned before the moderators flag his IP?
axtell by just some guy on here February 5, 2014

Axteroid 

a big fat loser who got demoted twice in 6 months
Look at this Axteroid, such a loser
Axteroid by mrfrenko September 10, 2021

belly-ache axtell 

An extremely poisonous plant, indigenous to new england. Most parts of the plant are commonly smoked or chewed as a halucinage. While unpleasant, this is generally safe with the exception of one part of the plant. DO NOT ATTEMPT TO INGEST THE TWIG OF A BELLY-ACHE AXTELL, PUTTING THE TWIG IN YOUR MOUTH WILL RESULT IN EXTREME CASES OF HERPES AND GONHORREA.
Jesus christ olga, get that belly-ache axtell out of your mouth....don't you know what could happen?
Axten, such an annoying little shit head. He hates all things given to him. But he loves his family (sometimes). He’s very kind if your kind to him. Also has a hint off trump in him, kinda looked like Ellen degenerates in the early 2000s, is a cunt of a brother if he doesn’t get what he wants. But a great friend when you need someone to lift you up.
This is a name so here: Mom- Axten can you do the dishes? I had a long day at work and I still have to cook.” Axten-NOOO!!!!! I’m playing my game leave me alone and do it yourself
axten by Hyyyh August 18, 2024